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I Got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one

April 15, 2010

…actually a bitch is one. cali (our female mutt) tests my nerves daily…here’s a list of *some* of my issues: i hate elmo with his baby talk, stupid songs with one word to the jingle bells theme, and constant third person references (really, it makes me angry) i wouldn’t wear shoes at all if i [...]

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something I call personality

April 8, 2010

quite often LCW and I find ourselves pondering about Ryann’s persona. what will she be like? will she be a sweet southern bell Taylor Swift type, have the equivalent female talent of Justin Timberlake (really the guy can do it all), the bossiness of Kate Goslin (hopefully God’s sense of humor doesn’t rain on us), [...]

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SURPRISE! Oh please, like you’re perfect…

April 1, 2010

we like sex…we like it so much we had it before we were married (pause for *gasps*). whether you think it’s right or wrong, we did get married and managed to manifest a beautiful little girl embedded in mommy before vows were exchanged (pause for double *gasps*). but that’s for another post… LCW often pondered [...]

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frat boys, dorms, and payment plans

March 25, 2010

it’s hard to fathom ryann doing the same things i did in college (dear God, please let her not like alcohol…amen)….but i’m not stupid either and know that the devil can lie (pun intended) behind blue eyes. i’m glad she’s not lying to us yet and hopefully will be able to talk to us about [...]

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where did all your friends go?

March 18, 2010

…I’m not the worlds best KIT person. Wait, let’s back up before I throw that at you. Who the hell has time for friends after a baby? You’ve seen my schedule here…there isn’t a “drink a beer with cronies” partition of time there. Kids suck the life outta you…or at least the fun time outta [...]

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LINDSEY’S DEAD!! (not really…)

March 11, 2010

…dear God…what would I do if this were true? Since I have been taking the driver’s seat on Thursdays and sharing my thoughts on parenting, pooping, and my freaking out stories (as below), LCW has been busy guest blogging.  Our e-phone has been ringing off the hook for her to share her thoughts on, well whatever it [...]

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Hickory, dickory, dock

March 4, 2010

If you’ve spend two seconds in the business world, you’re hear your boss chime: “what gets measured, gets managed”. So today, I write about Time. It’s the #2 arguing point for relationships right behind money. There are thousands of books, blogs and papers written on time management (The 4 Hour Workweek was one of my [...]

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Toys don’t kill people

February 25, 2010

I can’t wait for Ry to get to the age when she is playing with fun toys.  Lego’s and dolls, watching fun cartoons and playing fun video games. But I’m so sick of listening to parents rant about violent video games and dangerous toys. When I was little (child of the 80′s), we had metal [...]

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Frogs and snails and puppy-dogs’ tails…

February 18, 2010

…that’s what little boys are made of. Sadly not alot changes from boys to men (I’m a sucker for their II album btw). Yeah we still stink, but worse than that, most men are slimy and sly. Trying to wiggle their way out of their relationships, their families, and their responsibilities. There are entire shows [...]

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ID10T’s

February 11, 2010

In the technical world, it’s common (geek) knowledge than an I-D-10-T error means that the user is an IDIOT and can’t handle the simple task at hand. Of course common geek knowledge isn’t always common knowledge, so I take it easy on people when they ask me seemingly stupid technical questions. As a professor at [...]

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