Things I’ve said this week…
“Ryann…
don’t put the Q-tip in your bum, we clean our ears with Q-tips”
please take your head out of the bread bag”
don’t sit on the bread!”
please don’t hit me with your carrot”
carrots are for eating and pretend play not for brushing my hair”
do you want to be hit on the head with a carrot?” (she laughed and took off, and I wouldn’t have hit her with a carrot, but seriously that play carrot hurt!)
mommy will wipe herself, thanks for trying to help”
Cali (dog) is trying to go to the bathroom please give her space, back away from her bum”
Reese (dog) doesn’t want to play dress up, he’s sleeping”
that’s Reese’s nipple, please leave his nipples alone”
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Hahahaha! It’s hilarious some of the crap we say. No wonder books get written about stuff like this:-)
Glad to see you posting!
bwhahaha! I really love the carrot part.
and I like the new header
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kids are so weird. wonderfully weird
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Hey Lindsey thanks for the laugh…. Ryan is beautiful