An Ode to Love Bugs

by LCW on May 4, 2011

in Random

Oh Love Bugs how I loathe thee, let me count the ways…

  • you serve no purpose
  • you fly around having sex ALL.DAY.LONG.
  • you serve no purpose
  • you dirty our cars
  • your dead fatty residue strips car paint
  • you die on our car windows and leave a yucky mess
  • you find your way into the house on our clothes
  • you swarm us at the pool and on the road side
  • you serve no freakin’ purpose
  • you don’t eat anything, you actually DON’T EAT!
  • you annoy the piss out of me

So, oh not so sweet and fiercely frustrating, useless bug please find your way out of Florida and go back to where you came from…Louisiana, I hear they miss you there. Thank you and GOODBYE!!

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Kim May 4, 2011 at 1:52 pm

I’d forgotten all about these annoying things until I saw the name of your post — then allll that hatred came back. Somehow I actually thought they didn’t exist anymore! Sorry that they still do. :(
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Jess May 4, 2011 at 1:57 pm

I hate those things. I’d never seen them till I went to College Station, TX one summer and EW those things are horrendous.
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Devan @ Accustomed Chaos May 4, 2011 at 2:03 pm

um … ew. i would freak if i saw those things!
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Krista May 4, 2011 at 4:52 pm

If I have dreams about bugs tonight, I’m blaming you. Just saying.

Also. EWWWW!

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Katie May 4, 2011 at 7:22 pm

gross!
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Shane May 12, 2011 at 6:02 am

My mom lives in Florida and now I finally know what she’s talking about. Thanks for posting about them!
I also read your post about the intruders. Very, very scary, and to be honest, I think your best protection is your dog. And if you get a gun, be sure how to use it and make sure it’s somewhere your kids can’t get to it. I know that you know this, and who the hell is this guy, coming over here to give advice? Just a thing my dad always told me (hunter)-”More people are hurt or killed by unloaded guns than by loaded guns,” meaning, of course, that people don’t check and then they wind up shooting Uncle Al while they’re trying to hang their pistols up on the deer antlers on the wall.
True story.

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Jen Has A Pen May 14, 2011 at 9:45 pm

These suckers might be the WORST part about living in Florida!!! Can’t.Stand.Them. We live in Tallahassee, but drive to Orlando fairly often and that drive creates a love bug mask on the front of our car. Dee-scus-ting!

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LCW LCW May 17, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Test

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LCW LCW May 17, 2011 at 12:27 pm

testing

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JPW JP May 17, 2011 at 12:33 pm

don’t hate on the love
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LCW LCW May 17, 2011 at 12:36 pm

let me know when you get this email reply.

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