Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

by JPW on April 22, 2010

in The DH blog

(i realize i pre-date some much of our audience using that title name. so go see Airplane! the movie to get it). i could never appreciate how amazing it is to watch children grow…but when it’s your own and happens dead in front of you, it’s awesome. ry’s interaction has tripled in the last month. she says more: “dada” “mama” “baba” “ta-da”…and i’m almost positive she said “elephant” the other day. yeah she’s a genius that doesn’t crawl. she’s getting teeth now (what a joy that is to experience *sigh*), just growin’ up.

So i was pondering the other day at what point i will have to stop doing certain things with Ry? At what point do certain “events” become creepy or in some case straight illegal? Therefore, a little chart creation is needed to plot the results of “The Creep-O-Meter” to pit ryann’s age vs the creepo rating.

(note: i believe the below charts are for Dad and Daughter or Mother and Son, although certainly different for Mother and Son). THE CREEP-O-METER is based on a scale of 0-10.

0: perfectly normal and absolutely okay
5: questionable judgment
10: definite creep and possible pedophile
11: illegal in 49 states and 13 countries

The following topics are in the graphs below:

-ry to see me naked
-me to see ry naked
-me to wipe her butt
-us taking a shower together
-to kiss her all over with her shirt off (she squirms and laughs..it’s cute)
-sneak in and watch her sleep
-monitor her every move
-video tape and take pictures of her naked (and share with family)
-watch her poop
-wash her china and biscuits (what we call her private parts)
-suck on mommy’s nipples

So for some of you parents with older kids, do you agree? At what age did you stop doing these things?

I’ll leave you with this video:

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